I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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