he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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