How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
I got inside last night via doggy door
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