some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
Enjoy the penises
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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