i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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