i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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