I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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