school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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