I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
Febreezed myself at a stop light on the way to the IRS office. Judgmental glare from some old lady in the car next to me, thumbs up from her husband.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
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