i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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