I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
Randomize
