On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
smell my finger.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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