are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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