So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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