His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
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