I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
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