The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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