i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
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On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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