If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
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