so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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