chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
I just blew my weed a kiss
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
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