he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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