you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
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