Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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