ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
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