i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
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