woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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