yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
I woke up this morning with a half eaten bagel and an empty pack of imitation crab meat in my bed. This is going to be my response to pick up lines now.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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