So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
That's how pantless uber rides happen
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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