He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
i haven't been laid since the bush administration. it's frustrating.
Some advice for success: 1) Go ugly early, it saves you time and money; 2) If you can't pork a princess, pound a pig for practice; and 3) Beauty is only a light switch away.
ur like the dr phil of bizarro world.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
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