i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
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