Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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