"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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