32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
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