I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
