question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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