remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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