I'm so fucking centered right now
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
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I need you to use more vowels.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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