K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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