so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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