Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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