with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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