I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
Randomize
