Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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