Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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