i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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