did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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