Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
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