I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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