DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
Randomize