Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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