she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
omg this kid i'm babysitting is making a penis out of playdough ahhhh.
He just rolled me a 'baby penis' as opposed to his 'big boy' penis that he crafted...he just demanded that I roll him a penis.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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