Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
Randomize
