But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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