Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
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